I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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