i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
