Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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