i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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