Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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