Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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