She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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