I don't think brook has ever known best
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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