discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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