Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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