mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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