we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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