turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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