Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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