The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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