I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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