When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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