dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think I am morally bankrupt
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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