Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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