Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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