Where did you get a picture of my penis
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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