around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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