East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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