An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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