we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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