It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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