Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
