im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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