does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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