I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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