I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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