i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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