Sponge bath it is.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My feet surprised me
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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