Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Buhtt sex?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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