you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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