Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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