We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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