3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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