Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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