I just cut my nipple shaving
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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