we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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