He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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