why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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