Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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