Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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