After last night, I could never be a politician.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
