my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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