Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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