You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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