we're chasing vodka with high fives
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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