what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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