whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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