No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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