I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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