Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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