this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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