There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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